Sunday, September 7, 2008

Hey, Fruit Leg Man!

When I was a kid, Kool-Aid was a staple in our house. We had a "Kool-Aid Man" pitcher and we made the stuff by adding two or more cups of sugar to a packet every single day. My mom bought the packets in bulk and we always had a supply on hand. We sold it on the sidewalk in red, white and blue Bi-Centennial cups. We never made any money because we usually drank it before the customers started coming. It was kind of an All-American thing and I loved it.

When I became a mom, my sister gave me my very own Kool-Aid Man pitcher to carry on the tradition. I think she saved up KoolAid points and ordered it. Anyway, the KoolAid man pitcher sat in the cupboard for a long time because of my own personal rule that calories should not be consumed in a beverage. My kids don't even like juice so we were a milk and water kind of family.

That all changed one Saturday night about six months ago, when Tim hit the local Safeway and decided that our kids needed to drink a bright red beverage on a daily basis!! My reaction is the mom reaction of "they are going to spill it all over" and "they will have eternal red mustaches." I couldn't get upset about the sugar thing because he bought sugar-free. I relented and searched for my Kool-Aid Man pitcher only to remember that several years ago Tim used it to mix paint, so that was out.

Our kids had no idea what Kool-Aid was. (I guess they don't play these commericals anymore with Kool-Aid man riding a skateboard while crashing through something.)



Snasauge got the name of his new beverage of choice mixed up and started calling it "fruit leg." Tropical punch, sugar-free "Fruit Leg" is now a staple in our home. I have mellowed about it a bit. We make it by the gallon and it doesn't last long. My children spill it every other day and I scrub red mustaches off every night. My kitchen has a fine layer of red dust everywhere. I scrubbed the blinds and the top of the fridge the other day and the rag turned red!! How lovely!

But, in the spirit of this blog, "Small and Simple Things" I am going to let the Kool-Aid tradition live on. I thought about trying to convince the family to switch the flavor to grape but then I decided that since "red" is an accent color in my house, purple stains on the floor and fine layer of purple dust just wouldn't go. Maybe the folks at Kool-Aid will heed my suggestion to make a color-less, sugar-free beverage, but probably not. I guess I better do a search on ebay for a Kool-Aid man pitcher. The tradition continues.

5 comments:

Trendler Family said...

OK, so if you find a pitcher I would love one too. That brings back so many memories. My family loved these commercials. I will be on the lookout also. Your blog is really cute and so are your kids!!!

C and Co. said...

You are way too cute!! We have the same layer of multi-colored dust here too!

LJB said...

Hey, I remember that commercial--does that date me or what!

Rachel Cunningham said...

We totally had the pitcher...and matching cups. That brings back so many memories! My kids are deprived and have never had Kool-aid...maybe I need to loosen up. Hey, Walker switched to morning pre-school so we can do lunch now! We also need to do a date night.

Hawk Family said...

We have some little girls up the street that are here quite a bit and they love the Kool-Aid man pitcher (we have the original you grew up with). I think my kids drink way too much but it is a favorite around here!!